Sarcastic Parent’s Weekly Words of Wisdom Archive -

This is where I am housing all of the weekly quotes that I post on the main page. Feel free to use them on your page! Remind you, that my quotes tend to be more sarcastic (obvi) and cynical than the inspirational quotes you see most places.

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is that you are stupid and made a bad decision.

Be a pineapple. Stand Tall. Wear a Crown, and be sweet on the inside.