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If you are new to keto, you might not have discovered yet that the loss of having a crunchy snack can cause sleepless nights and tears in the corner. Or so I have heard… These keto crackers will definitely satisfy that need for crunch and keep you full at the same time all while keeping that digestive system cranking all day! My mom has been dabbling in the keto ocean lately and since she has celiac, she inherently is already making gluten free items. She is an amazing baker and she was working on a recipe for some crunchy seed...
Not a sponsored post I have an almost 4 year old, a senior dog, and will be getting a new puppy next weekend. Let’s just say the idea of grocery shopping no longer feels like something that I look forward to. I used to look forward to grocery shopping as my time by myself. Now I have to race through the grocery store and thanks to my horrible short term memory, I forget lots of items. Nobody should be sweating by the time they are done grocery shopping from racing down the aisles. Nobody! When we get our new puppy,...
Bath time can sometimes be the bane of my existence. “Mom! I want bubbles!” “Mom! I want colors!” “Mom! I want a glass of wine while I play!” Wait, what? Sorry that is what I say to her… Almost every parent experiences the bum-city that can be bath time. The biggest part for us is the water that ends up everywhere. Some folks are lucky enough to have a bath where their kids can play on an inside ledge with their “science experiments,” but for us, we don’t have the proper layout. Which then results in Inga playing on the...
Everybody loves hot chocolate, but on a keto way of life, regular hot chocolate is just not possible for me. The amount of sugar will give me a serious stomach ache the next day and not worth it for many. My daughter loves hot chocolate and I just look at her with severe jealously when she slurps down her own non-keto hot chocolate. I think she drinks it extra loud just to piss me off. This is a great snack to have at night if you feel you are a bit short on your fats for the day and want...
Karbonader is a traditional Danish dish that is very simple and easy to make. Growing up with a Danish mom, I ate lots of different Danish meals. My favorite is karbonader with boiled potatoes. I could eat that every day. It is a nice change from beef and chicken. I wasz always excited when my mom said she was making karbonader, which could not be said for some other Danish dishes….I am looking at you dansk bøf med løg (danish hamburger patties with onions & gravy). Originally the dish should be half pork and half veal, but I prefer...
We have made the recent decision to get a puppy. I don’t know about you but when it is even mentioned to me that maybe we should get an animal I am all over it. I absolutely adore animals and would love to surround myself with a menagerie of pets. One night my husband came into bed and mentioned that maybe we should get a puppy to have a playmate for our aging bulldog as well as a transition pet for our 3.5 yr old daughter. To be honest, he wanted to get a puppy for me because he knew...
I am sure that some of you have noticed that I am not posting as often as I was in the past. This was on purpose. For a while I felt that I was pushing out blog posts in order to be able to keep up with all of the other bloggers I was following. I needed to try and stay relevant. I needed to hustle more. As I was reading over and over again from all of my bloggers companions resolutions for the new year, I just kept seeing that they were to get their blog bigger and bigger,...
Trying to stay in a keto way of eating can be difficult if you don’t have your set places to buy from. For most people Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods work for that. But not all of us can be rich folks with gold toilets. Walmart can also be a place to find some gems. Being a mom and a home body, I don’t always get the chance to drive the 35 minutes to the neared TJ’s and Whole Foods. Maybe once every few months and when I do go, I tend to get some bulk items, or canned things I...
Affiliate links posted below Ugh. That is what comes to my mind when I think about how long I have dealt with Keratosis Pilaris. If you have it, you know how annoying of a condition it is. No, it doesn’t cause any pain and no, it does not cause any issues down the road. It is just annoying. I have had KP for as long as I remember. It is on my thigh and calves as well as my upper arms. I heard some people get it on their face? That would suck… What is Keratosis Pilaris? Keratosi Pilaris is...
Trying to make a regular recipe more Keto friendly is much easier than it seems. Most of the time the carbs that are part of casseroles are just for bulk. They are really just there to make the meal seem more substantial. When you are eating keto meals and that is the way of eating, you will find that the fat that is within the meal is much more filling and without the comatose feeling of those carb dense foods. This was a recipe that I had wanted to try for a while, but I wanted to make sure...
Trying to get your kids to eat certain foods is hard and anybody that says otherwise is lying! I know most parents have the trouble of getting vegetables into their kids diet, but my mini is not a big meat eater. As a family of big meat eaters it can be hard because so many of our meals or focused around a protein. This results with sneaking protein in other ways. Protein is a absolutely vital part of a healthy diet for children. Though important for everybody of all ages, it is especially necessary for developing and growing little bodies....
The idea of trying to stay organized can really be a daunting task for some. As a new years resolution, getting organized can be great to help with even more resolutions in the year. You can get organized and keep a food diary for weight loss. Start a budget for groceries in a planner. You can start planning out your blog posts throughout the months. There really are endless ways to get organized for the new year. I have a self-prescribed horrible short term memory. It is so bad that sometimes I can’t remember what channel I was watching...
Majority of readers have heard about Atkins so they know about low carb. Keto is a step up from low carb. It is more strict. It has more requirements. Low carb is basically just keeping your carbs low whereas a Keto diet has requirements for the protein, fat, and carbohydrates for the day. When on Keto, you are trying to keep your carbs below 20 grams a day. Some need to follow a ketogenic diet for their health and they have to be more strict than others. I do low carb based on net carbs versus total carbs. This is...
Amazon has some unique items to put it nicely. Sometimes bordering on weird. It is similar to that weird part of Youtube you somehow get to but didn’t know how you got there. Sometimes the unique items from Amazon are just that. Unique. They don’t really do anything or even do what they are said to do. I would like to be what you call, a seasoned Amazon purchaser. I have been a prime member for over 5 years and an Amazon member since 2005. I have been around the block with them. I thought since I have made so...
The idea of danish liver paste, or liver paste in general can leave some people with a feeling of yuck, but I promise you it is really delicious. Liver paste can also be called pate or braunschweiger, but in Danish it is leverpostej. Liver Paste is definitely an acquired taste and it took me 27 years before trying it. This is after my mom would make it every year for Christmas it would be eaten all winter. If that irony liver taste is what you are worried about, DON’T! It does not taste livery at all. It tastes like onions,...
How is a Danish Christmas different from an American Christmas? Every country has their own traditions that are cherished and make their country feel special in a world where American tradition tends to overpower. It is important to keep your countries traditions alive, especially if you don’t live there anymore, like my mom. It keeps that connection to your roots and makes everything feel a bit more hygge around the holiday. Yup I said it. Hygge. America has decided to claim the Scandinavian term “hygge” and slap it on mugs and shirts trying to pass it off as their own. Unless...
If you live in cold state or country you know the agony of getting ready to leave, lock up and go out to your car and realize that it is covered in ice and snow and it will take forever to clean off. We don’t park our vehicles in the garage so we always have frost and snow on our windshield and the ice freezes onto the wiper blades. We live in MN and I recently was contacted by the company Frostguard to see if I wanted to do a review on their Windshield and Wiper Cover. It was...
I know we all that friend that likes Halloween a little bit too much. Like when people visit their house, they think they left Halloween decorations up too long. I am that friend. I like what I call “Classy Spooky”. It looks like spooky decor but it seems more like Victorian Vintage. The word spooky is just a catch-all. It is not technically scary looking items, but spooky is easier to explain items that most feel belong in a Halloween section. It can be hard to explain the appeal to someone that does not like that kind of stuff but...
My mom has been making aebleskiver for as long as I can remember. She is what I always say is “off the boat” Danish. Her entire family lives in Denmark and she only moved to America in the 80’s after getting married and having my brother. So I would say she has some serious street cred when it comes to Danish food. I remember when my mom would make these I would put way too much powdered sugar on them (and always cough a bit from inhaling it) and also use way too much jam. Since my mom has...
I have always had very specific taste when it came to the clothing that I wanted for mini. Even when she was a baby I just did not care for the girls clothing that was covered in glitter, butterflies, and flowers. Just so damn busy. My own style is very simple and although I don’t want her to wear black all day like me, I just did not like the crazy girly clothing. I discovered Primary.com while I was watching LinzdeFranco on Youtube. She is married to a very well known Youtuber and she is also a new mother. She...